AP - A Practical Solution for the crisis

Just before Kurukshetra war, Lord Krishna in Mahabharata alerts Dhritarashtra:
సారపు ధర్మమున్ విమల సత్యము పాపము చేత, బొంకుచే ...

loosely translated:
When things are about to go wrong, capable people should not stay silent.
If they do, then the happenings will eventually burn them too...

So, here are some practical steps that our capable politicians should explore to solve the current crisis.

0.) Forget the history. All political parties played opportunistic till date. Come clean. Start afresh.

1.) With the current state of affairs, T is inevitable. But a consultation/convincing of SA is also required.

So, announce a time bound consultation process.
At the higher end, it can be a 10 years moratorium on T (instead of a 10yr shared capital)...
at the lower end, let it be the next 6 months before the 2014 elections.

But, let the government reach out to bring people to the table.

I prefer a 10ys moratorium, as that is what proposed for a shared capital & that is what required for the rest of the items below.

2.) during these 10 yrs, develop 3 cities, one each in three regions to address the development concerns...that will reduce the affiliations towards Hyd

3.) ensure enough academic, industrial, agricultural growth in all 3 regions...that will ensure Jobs in the local regions & reduce the affiliations towards Hyd. We can have Surat, Baroda & Anand in AP

4.) implement the river inter-linking, with a garland canal... in whatever portions it is possible.. that will alleviate the water fears

5.) during the 10yrs, form the ever pending states reorganization committee (SRC) and review all the pending states requests... that will suit the SA's demand that a fair process is followed

6.) let the SRC propose a standard procedure for creation of new state. The current constitutional provisions are detrimental to the federal structure of India. The way congress proposed AP bifurcation, one day (if it has enuf numbers in parliament) it can even propose the same for say, Gujarat.. that Gujarat be divided into 2.

7.) Have checkpoint discussions, arrive at consensus on bifurcation, decide on the new capital and start handing over from... say, 8 years from now.. At any checkpoint, if consensus is for United AP, let that be...

8.) There can be many more such confidence building & consensus measures. At the end, all stakeholders should prosper and be happy. That's what everybody wants.

In the current political arena, the above charter suits to BJP. 

They can stick to their commitment to T, at the same time, they can gain in SA by proposing a time bound consensus process. They would make big gains in the SA.

Is Modi listening?

Nandi Timmana - మాకొలది జానపదులకు

This entry has reference to a blogger's comment on my earlier article at
http://witreal.blogspot.in/2010/05/tenali-ramakrishna-poems-meaning.html

the comment was:
Can you please also explain remaining poem, where Makolodi jaana padulaku....and Gaganadhuni and nagadhuni words's usage.

The poem is:
మా కొలది జానపదులకు
నీ కవనపు ఠీవి యబ్బునే! కూపనట
ద్భేకములకు గగనధునీ
శీకరముల చెమ్మ, నంది సింగయ తిమ్మా!

The meaning is:
మా కొలది జానపదులకు = మా లాంటి పామరులకు
నీ కవనపు ఠీవి = నీ కవితా మాధుర్యం/పాండిత్యం
యబ్బునే! = వస్తుందా???
కూపనట ద్భేకములకు = బావిలోని కప్పలకు
గగనధునీ = ఆకాశ గంగ
శీకరముల చెమ్మ = చల్లటి తుంపరల చెమ్మ
నంది సింగయ తిమ్మా! = నంది తిమ్మన!

బావిలో కప్పలకు ఆకాశగంగ గొప్పదనం తెలిసే అవకాశం లేదు. అలగే మాలాంటి పామరులకి నీ పాండిత్యమంత పాండిత్యం/కవిత్వం అబ్బే అవకాశం లేదు!

This is a poem that praises Nandi Timmana.
There are stories around who said this.
Some say, Tenali Ramakrishna said this, some other say that some bhatraju said this.

Other story says that Krishna Devaraya changed the poem by replacing గగనధునీ with నాకధునీ (నాక = స్వర్గ)

Poverty Line Politics

While critics are targeting MontekSingh Ahluwalia on his new Rs 28/- a day poverty line, there is a different perspective that many are ignoring.

For a family of 4 (with a single wage earner + spouse + 2kids), the poverty line of Rs 28/- a day means that the family has an income of Rs 3360/- per month (that is 28/- X 4 members X 30days)

Doesn't that look to be acceptable?

For instance, one of my classmates works as a clerk in a small town and earns 8000/- per month. He takes care of 5 dependants (2 parents + wife + 2 kids). So, in their family, the earnings are 44/- per-person per-day. He has a decent life & doesn't consider himself as below-poverty-line!!

మా తెలుగు తల్లికి మల్లెపూదండ!

A picture is worth a thousand words!

Cloud Computing – of a different kind

I never seem to catch up with the advances of my tech fraternity! :)

While I am so dumb when it comes to latest tech trends, this one beats all!




Translation: Infosys is introducing new cloud software solution that will let electromagnetic waves to penetrate through even dark/dense clouds, says Infosys CEO Kris Gopalakrishnan. Currently, dense clouds are interrupting the flow of electromagnetic waves. The new cloud software will solve these problems.


btw, to be fair to poor Kris, he seems to have used the following phrases (noted from another press statement), which our reporter spiced up:
-- need to grow the "penetration" of cloud computing
-- beginning of the next "wave" of innovation and change
-- with mobile devices, the paradigm of computing was changing

Blogging, Online Behavior & Voyeurism

Earlier, while reading some blogs, I felt that most of the online behavior is nothing short of exhibitionism & voyeurism.

Recently I came across a research article by Harvard Business School Prof Mikolaj Jan Piskorski, who did some empirical research on this topic. Here are some excerpts from that study:

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[snip...]
"People just love to look at pictures," says Piskorski. "That's the killer app of all online social networks. Seventy percent of all actions are related to viewing pictures or viewing other people's profiles."...

Another draw of photos (and of Social Networking sites in general) is that they enable a form of voyeurism. In real life there is a strong norm against prying into other people's lives. But online enables "a very delicate way for me to pry into your life without really prying," the researcher says. "Harvard undergrads do it all the time. They know all about each other before they meet face to face. 'Oh, you're that guy that did that internship in D.C. last summer.' "

Piskorski has also found deep gender differences in the use of sites. The biggest usage categories are men looking at women they don't know, followed by men looking at women they do know. Women look at other women they know. Overall, women receive two-thirds of all page views.

"This was a very big surprise: A lot of guys in relationships are looking at women they don't know," says Piskorski. "It's an easy way to see if anyone might be a better match." Again, online networks act as cover.

[snip ends...]

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విట్రియల్ కి కొన్నాళ్ళు విరామం

work, home, phd submissions, trading/stocks, pending business plans, guitar, readings/hobbies...... cant take more :(

will be back soon.

AP Congress - A Tale of Two Mothers

One mother wanted to see her son as the next PM of India. The other wanted her son as the next CM of AP. But, Going by the current developments, only one can win!

As the story develops, congress high command is all set to throw Jagan out! It will be interesting to see this event & the reaction from Jagan's camp.

Congress high command is courting KCR's TRS for its foothold in Telangana districts. It is joining hands with Chiranjeevi's PRP for the rest of the AP.

While the Telangana picture is not clear, it is for sure going to loose heavily in Coastal districts. Firstly, Chiranjeevi himself couldn't impress in the last elections. Second, Jagan & cadre are holding the voters tight. Third, there is a talk that disgruntled PRP & TDP leaders are joining hands with Jagan.

AP is the only southern state where Congress has a decent presence. So, congress high command can not afford to mess with it.

Tenali Ramakrishna Poems - Meaning

This entry has reference to a blogger's article on the story of Tenali Ramakrishna at http://yoursmaddy.blogspot.com/2010/05/blog-post_19.html. This is for those who wanted to know the meaning of that poem.


Context:
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Once, a poet, Narasa challenged Krishna Devaraya’s court that he can find faults in anybody's writings & he can write (with NO breaks for hours) when someone recites

Tenali Ramakrishna defeats him by reciting a poem that the poet Narasa could not write, and ridicules him for his other skill of finding faults in others’ poetry.


Here is the poem and its meaning:
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త్పృవ్వట బాబా .....తల పై
పువ్వట జాబిల్లి..వల్వ బూదెట ...చేదే
బువ్వట... చూడగ ళుళుళు
క్కవ్వట... అరయంగనట్టి హరునకు జేజే

The beauty of this poem is that, parts of it are just made up with "Sounds" that can not be written properly. Thus Narasa failed & Tenali Ramakrishna won.

Telugu literary experts can note the Shabda Alankaras in it - the repetition of "అట" at the end of every statement. "అట" is like saying, "you know"

Now,

బాబా = Vehicle
త్పృవ్వట = తృవ్వ్ + అట = Bull (actually this is the sound that a sheppard makes to goad the cattle. Note that the word తువ్వాయి (calf) comes from such sound)

తల పై పువ్వట జాబిల్లి = Moon is like flower on his head (simple)

వల్వ = On the Body
బూదెట = బూది + అట = Ash

చేదే = Bitter (Poison)
బువ్వట = బువ్వ + అట = Food

చూడగ = To look after
ళుళుళు క్కవ్వట = Nobody.. He has no parents to take care of him.
(This is a sound you make when you play with kids and hide something and tell them that it disappeared. Something like హుళక్కి)


So, put together:
Bull is his vehicle, Moon is like a flower on his head, he sports ash all over the body, he swallowed poison, and he is the origin of the universe.


now the last stanza:
అరయంగనట్టి = The one who is flourishing like that
హరునకు = To Lord Shiva
జేజే = Glory!!


హరునకు జేజే!!

Indian Cinema & Piracy Menace

Tollywood went on a hunger strike seeking justice against the piracy menace.

Piracy has been a growing threat to the already crippled industry. Last month, a Tamil movie “Jaggubhai” was out in the market, even before it was released.

This time, Industry came together in the three days of protest in Hyderabad

Finally, the cinematography minister Geeta Reddy announced that “strict laws will be imposed” against piracy.

On the sidelines of this agitation, many educated bloggers went on showing their dirty minds by supporting piracy, calling piracy as a joke, justifying piracy in light of increasing prices/expenses of common man.

All these arm chair thinkers have no respect for a legal framework which they are all expected to abide with. Above that, none of these armchair thinkers have a coherent line of thought. They raise all other problems of the world and preach lessons to film people

AP government’s response on this issue may not completely solve the piracy problem. But it will make our fellow bloggers realize that they are living in a just society.

Rayala Telangana - The Catch-22

JC Diwakar Reddy's proposal for Rayala Telengana and the reasons that he cited for the same are absurd and just show the stupid mindset of politicians.

JC & co think that, if Hyderabad goes to Telangana, then why to doom with the rest of the Andhra?

Joseph Heller's Catch-22: conversation between protagonist Yossarin & his boss, wintergreen:

[snip...]

'What would they do to me,' he asked in confidential tones, 'if I refused to fly [the missions]?'

'We'd probably shoot you,' ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen replied.

'We?' Yossarian cried in surprise. 'What do yo mean, we? Since when are you on their side?'

'If you're going to be shot, whose side do you expect me to be on?' ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen retorted."

[snip ends...]

Vitriol With Some Real Wit

I started this blog to just rant...
But I may write some sensible thoughts sometime..